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Pee Mine
02:29
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You got up and walked away
When I said the words “pissonyrface”
Golden showers in lieu of flowers
I see how that might’ve been a mistake
You glanced back toward my strong mutant gaze
When I muttered “hotdog buffet”
A thousand weiners instead of dinner
The greatest gift a Chungus can give
(I still gotta piss tho)
Baby, Pee Mine, Valentine!
I don’t get why this offends you all
Everything here is consensual
More than I can say for
The catholic church
Baby, Pee Mine, Valentine!
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I Pick You
02:31
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You're dry when winter rolls round
Runny when my tears start falling down
No need for a tissue
I’ll pick because I know they'll stick
Snot happens
Snot happens
I Pick You
Nose
Some people say "bros before blows"
I agree cuz i love you nose
I love you nose
I don't care if it's corny
I love my nose
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Love Me (ft. Yung Chung)
02:30
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Walking around with your zipper undone (aye)
Wife beater stained with cherry Faygo soda (whoop whoop)
An iPod playing Modest Mouse "Float On"
I don’t care for them but for you I do, dummy
You're so dumb
Texting me saying you’re in a spiritual place
You found clarity cuz you downloaded Headspace
Unlicensed therapy where you're taking lots of shrooms
Whatever you do first you gotta learn
To Love you
For you
Not me
F__k everybody
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Fart Shaped Box
02:27
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She eyes me like I’m a giant pervey freak
I’ve been staring at your fart shaped box for weeks
I’ve been drawn into your raging tar crap trap
I wish I could eat your butthole when you turn your back
Hey
Bae
I got a new clean taint
Forever in debt to your asses' new wipes
Mint eating Altoids forgive no one just yet
Gagged myself in dingle hair and silent butt death
Corroded o-ring of your lower half
Throw down your TP noose so I can munch your back
Hey
Bae
I got a new clean taint
Forever in debt to your asses' new wipes
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est. 2018
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