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Double ply
Triple ply
Wipe and wipe you gotta try
Cleaning out
Scrubbing out
Drying out that brown eye
After a big long pee squeeze
Give and take
Give and take
Your O ring's gonna break
Hair and blood and dingles caked
Ass is numb
And back aches
After spilling your chili below your knees
Single ply
Fieri Guy
Roll tear wipe
Roll tear cry
After making that hot butt cheese soup
Double pump
Bake and shake
Body quake
Toilet snake
Take a minute don't mistake
After smearing your taint with anus ragu
This is Big Chungus reminding you
Always to splurge on that quality-ass toilet paper
So don't end up like me, baby, yelling:
"God damnit! I ripped through the TP again!"
Stinky Pinky
Stinky Pinky
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A wise man told me
All you need is love
We heard it all before
I've heard it all before
Purple, red or green
Or anything between
We heard it all before
I’ve heard it all before
Tuck me into bed
I wanna go to sleep
I deserve this
I deserve that
We heard it all before
I've heard it all before
You're the same as me
No matter what you think
We’ve heard it all before
I've heard it all before
Filled with flaws
No matter what you see
We’ve heard it all before
I've heard it all before
Found my head
In a game of hide and seek
We’ve heard it all before
I've heard it all before
All you need is love
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xCONGOx - Zaire
01:43
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Ugly woman Karen Ross
Me holmoka stop eating my sesame cake
Me Amy good gorilla
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when we all disappear from this earth
we'll all wonder how we got here
and how'd it begin
how it began
when we all fail to replicate
we'll all kill ourselves by masturbate
nature vs nurture vs network
nature always wins
their tiny mansions melting down
looking for answers
we left them in the dirt
nature vs nurture vs network
nature always wins
watch your kids
they're playing in the street
you're looking at a cell phone
they're playing in the street
the future's one last chance
and now we're going
death
nature always wins
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Fry the wings and fry the thighs again
Blue cheese bottles in the bloody ice bin
Ten pieces, ten pieces per order
And the children’s meals come right after
Grill up them big bad burgers
Cheese ain’t worth the extra dollars
Served black and blue, blood all over
And the children’s meals come right after
He’s Jack the Fry Cook Griller
He’s Jack the Fry Cook Griller
Ten pieces per order
And the children’s meals come right after
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Gaba Ghoul - Burial Gown
02:50
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born in a burial gown
seeking what others found
crucified upside down
rotting from the inside out
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Oral Hex - Pump It!
01:34
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you keep saying you're just trying to get things sorted
but i know that you are just really human garbage
wouldn't even take you out to the curb
you're a lie full of turds
zero appetite to keep you at night
a trash man with baby dick might
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You don't wear a suit?
Tux you.
You don't play croquet?
Tux you.
You don't got no loot?
Tux you.
You don't feel okay?
Tux you.
Custom-tailored to look this great.
You don't know me but you'll learn
I am always
Down
to
Tux
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est. 2018
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